It’s a huge weekend for us over on the BroBible Snapchat. So follow us, k? Username: BroBible.

Last week we were at EDC in Vegas getting our EDM rage on thanks to our boy Kevin Silvia. This weekend we’re hitting up NYC: We’re going to be raging at the best Saturday afternoon party in NYC — Sunset Saturdays At PHD Rooftop Lounge — at the Dream Hotel, along with showing action from the Dead and Company shows at Citifield.

It’s a don’t-miss weekend.

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Goddamnit Elizabeth, put your shoes, hair and life back together and stop blacking TF out, we’ve got a Snapchat video to make and if it goes viral you’re gonna owe me at least 12 chicken nuggets, five shots and 10 minutes in the ball pit since you hogged up all the space last time.

Regardless of how staged this all is (then again, maybe it isn’t…a person can dream, can’t they?), kudos to this Bro for sticking it out with his girlfriend all night, regardless of how drunk she gets. Regardless of how many bags of potato chips she stuffs up her dress or how many beer pong cups she drinks, he manages to reign her in (sort of) and keep her shit (mostly) intact – something that not all guys can attest to. Most guys would’ve ditched her without even throwing a text her way the next day, whereas this Bro is a goddamn knight in shining armor.

And yet…Elizabeth is still my new role model, not him. McNuggets for life, bitches.

Charlotte Hornets big man Frank Kaminsky is coming off of a decent rookie campaign where he averaged 7.5 points and 4.1 rebounds per game, but he’s recently been hit with a little setback, forced to undergo surgery to repair a small pocket of air between his lung and chest wall.

And while you or I might be a little more than freaked out in that situation, Frank doesn’t seem too concerned, does he?

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Pro athletes have proven to be just like us normal bros in many ways, and Kaminsky using Snapchat filters like a teenage girl is just another one of those ways. Get yourself better, homey.

[H/T FTW.USAToday]

Modern Family’s Ariel Winter has been crushing it all summer long by posting a plethora of insanely hot videos and pics on her Instagram and Snapchat page .

Winter’s hot streak continued last night when she posted this video clip on Snapchat where she dances around while wearing a low cut dress that showed off her massive cleavage.

Scroll down for more images of Winter from this summer.

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I get it, I really do – you accomplish something you’ve never accomplished before and it’s gettin’ you all jazzed up. Never mind that 1800’s farmers, pilgrims and cavemen had all accomplished this same skill by the time they were eight – you caught that rabbit and he is YOURS to brag about. That’s not to say I’m trying to take away Ruben Andrews’ time to shine. I’m not. I’m not that mean…plus, his Snapchat MyStory about the whole thing is hilarious:

Metro notes that although Ruben says it’s a wild rabbit, it’s most likely a “former pet rabbit that had either escaped for been abandoned, as wild rabbits tend to have a grey or brown agouti coat that helps camouflage them.” Don’t tell that to Ruben though, as six months later he’s still the proud owner of “Yung Lenny”:

And he’s even started his own clothing line…

…that he now models with Yung Lenny?

I think that’s what is going on in that photo, but if we’re being honest I really have no fucking clue. Not that it matters – dude caught a fucking wild rabbit. What have I been doing with MY day? Nothing as interesting as Ruben, that’s for sure.

[H/T Metro]

One week after Pokemon Go first started picking up steam, it has officially taken over the universe. This This Bro — who claims to be “67% drunk” — has a tremendous rant about when he can’t catch a Pokemon. The dude’s struggle is too real for us damn millennials.

WATCH: Why Pokemon Go Is Taking Over The World

Last night the incredibly talented DJ Laura Lux kept things poppin’ at Gage Lounge down in Houston. She also took over our Snapchat for the party, documenting the lit-ness of the evening like damn champ. If you don’t already follow BroBible on Snapchat, now is a damn good time to check it out on our Snapchat before it disappears forever, since that’s what makes Snapchat so damn great.

If you’re not following Laura and BroBible on Snapchat, what are you waiting for?

Reminder — Do you have our IOS app yet?

Kind of have to feel bad for teenagers these days. Mom and Dad come swooping in on activities they made cool like Pokemon GO and make it decidedly less cool. Same thing for Snapchat — As dope as Snapchat is, more and more old farts like me are using it to tell people “Happy Birthday” or whatever. Nothing like old people using something to suck all the fun and joy out of it.

Early this morning a NSFW image of a dick appeared on Draymond Green’s Snapchat account (we’re not posting the dick pic here but you can find it on Twitter if you search for it).

Draymond is claiming that he was hacked but the Internet is calling bullshit on his story.

Update: Draymond admitted that he mistakenly posted the dick pic on his Snapchat

Remember when Hilary Duff was shacked up with NHL player and total Bro Mike Comrie? That dude made off with a couple million in their divorce settlement, which is a lesson in why you always go pre-nup.

Single and loving life, Duff’s Snapchat has been fire this summer. For example, this poolside gem from yesterday.

Here’s Hilary Duff‘s Snapchat username: Ohheyhilary

Via DJ Khaled Instagram

DJ Khaled is the king of Snapchat. The rapper has gained a tremendous following on the social media platform thanks to his catchphrases, motivational messages, endorsements of Dove Soap and cocoa butter, giving life advice while he waters plants, and getting lost on a jet ski. The 40-year-old “We the Best” producer will give you some sage advice on how you can win win win on Snapchat.

In an exclusive interview with the Daily Mail, DJ Khaled, who currently holds the number one album on iTunes with “Major Key,” breaks down how he has garnered over four million followers on Snapchat.

DJ KHALED’S 6 MAJOR KEYS FOR SNAPCHAT SUCCESS

1. Don’t try to be someone you are not, just be yourself
2. Send out positive messages to motivate others and yourself
3. Show people what you do in every day life – share your life with them
4. There are no limits – shoot what you want to shoot and don’t worry about content or frequency
5. Keep your Snapchat focused on ‘love’ rather than negative energy and ignore the haters – don’t let ‘they’ tell you how great you can be
6. You don’t need to come up with catchphrases – just stick with the language you use every day and your own ‘type of talk’ will catch on

Hmmm, where’s #7 Be a super famous celebrity?

There you have it, thanks to the canny wisdom of DJ Khaled you now know how to get followers on Snapchat. And another one. Another one. Another one. Another one.

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Via Bella Thorne Instagram

Beautiful Bella Thorne has a delightful Snapchat. As evidence below.

The gorgeous actress even does tantalizing dances on her Snapchat where she wears a loose-fitting tank top that is like a window to gaze upon her heavenly sideboob.

The stunning model even spins on chairs just like you and me! Except she’s ridiculously hot and has a spectacular dumper.

Spectacular I say.

Come to think of it, Bella’s Instagram ain’t too shabby either.

I knew I should have gone to the gym.

Emilia Clarke Talks About The Cons Of Dating In Hollywood

Via Hollaback Hannah Instagram

I would never shame anyone who has found a way to legally make money in our capitalistic system. The whole point is to find a market, offer the best product you can and then capitalize. One young woman found the gigantic market of thirsty dudes and has made a decent living off of her Snapchat.

Hannah Weiiss lost her part-time job at a Chinese restaurant, where she was making $13 an hour. Necessity is the mother of invention and prompted Hannah into launching a career change and she soon was making 10 times her previous paycheck. Hannah began charging people to see her seductive photos on Snapchat. And it worked. She went from making $13 an hour to around $130 an hour.

The 19-year-old student from Long Beach, California describes her “Snapchat Premium” account as “like a normal account but it’s private and people pay me to view it.” Those interested in seeing more (much, much more) of Hannah make payments through Paypal, Google Wallet and in-app payment service Snapcash.

Now, Hannah says she makes around $2000 in one month by sending private messages and photos for an extra fee.

Hannah’s enterprising venture was featured in an eight-part Instagram documentary titled “Premium,” that you can see here. The doc delves into the lucrative world of sexual content on Snapchat. The documentary was made by Hannah’s boyfriend, Australian artist Jesse Willesee.

“I could absolutely pay for college and rent with Snapcash,” she says in Jesse’s documentary.

Hannah and Jesse believe that the explicit snaps are “empowering” and anyone who judges women for doing so are “morally wrong.”

[News.com.AU]

Why You Should Never Send Dick Pics, According To Model Emily Sears

Remember the singer JoJo? I hope you do because one of our favorite things in the world here at BroBible is asking if you remember her.

If you aren’t following her on Snapchat, you’re not doing Snapchat right. Also, it means you would have caught this pic of her rockin’ a bikini, FTW.

Never change, JoJo. Just like a Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial, we will remember you.

Editor’s Note: Zoë Pugh was going to do a Snapchat takeover wayyyy back at the beginning of the summer, but we told her to hold off until syllabus week at Penn State in the fall. Guess what… Syllabus week is here. Tomorrow Zoe will be show how Penn State throws down during their first week back. In honor of that, we’re republishing this piece from back in May when we planned on doing it the first time.

Last year we told you about about Zoë Pugh, a Penn State babe who was blowing up on Instagram. Zoe keeps it mad real, as does her photographer John Kaminski, so we invited her to take over BroBible’s Snapchat tomorrow all day long.

Follow along tomorrow on @brobible Snapchat…

Zoe’s Snapchat is Zoemp15. In the meantime, we thought you guys should get to know her a little better. So we had her fill out some questions…..

Name: 

Zoë Pugh

Age/Year In School: 

21, Senior

How would you describe Penn State in one word?

Lit

What’s your average night out like in State College?

First, we get ready. Can’t go out in State College where you’re surrounded by dimes looking like a loose 4 so there’s plenty of contouring that goes down. Luckily, all my best friends are in a sorority so I go to their socials from there, which then leads to the party afterwards at whatever frat they’re scheduled with. Frat parties are essentially a big fuzzy blur of flashing lights and dancing on elevated surfaces, two things I’ll sorely miss when I’m washed up next year and am forced into the bar scene against my will. After the party, assuming there’s no late night, I stumble home with my friends where we usually end up eating pizza on the floor. The conversation from there is like, “wait how the hell did we get to SAE? Has anyone seen Lily?” But if there IS late night, we’re probably at Dchi sweaty and with some unidentified liquor stains on our crop tops dancing to “Shipping Up to Boston”.

The thing to eat at Penn State is:

I’m obsessed with this place Irving’s. It’s a little place with breakfast and lunch foods and the BESSSSST smoothies ever. They’re unreal. I usually get a southwestern breakfast wrap and a Laguna Peach smoothie to cure my hangover. I’m also partial to Wings Over, because wings are bomb and I’m a man. Sometimes when I’m in the middle of eating their wings I stop and think to myself, “I can’t believe anyone on this planet has ever been attracted to such a feral human, consider napkins and maybe an etiquette class”.

What movie best describes what you want your career to be like after college?

The Wolf of Wall Street, except I’d be Margot Robbie who plays Leonardo DiCaprio’s second wife, Naomi. She was a model, and that parlayed into other business ventures like the design of her own lingerie line.  That’s definitely a dream of mine. I’d like to have the freedom to explore new and exciting opportunities, and modeling definitely opens doors to that while still allowing you to have a personal life, which is important to me because my ultimate goal is to be a mother. Lingerie design would be especially rewarding because you’re creating something that makes women feel beautiful and confident, and that’s absolutely something I’d want my name on.

Dream job?

I’m currently a psychology major at Penn State, and my dream is to become a sex therapist. I used to be a Physician Assistant major where I was pursuing a career as a gynecology PA, but we all know God laughs when you make a plan and I had to switch majors. Looking into myself, I realized I still wanted the same thing- to help women and to do something good for people. I’ve always been interested in both psychology and sexual health, watching TED talks about sexual attraction and love in my spare time and frequenting the pages of Cosmopolitan for as long as I can remember. When I had to come up with a plan of action after switching majors, it seemed like what I really should have been doing from the beginning. And of course, the nature of the job is just fun. Who doesn’t like talking about sex? We all talk about it, and we all talk about it frequently. It’s fun, and it’s nice that I get to incorporate that with doing something meaningful, like helping someone through problems in their marriage.

Favorite thing to binge watch on Netflix on a rainy day?

See, Netflix is pretty much the worst. You spend the whole time looking for a show, only to realize it all sucks and life sucks and bees are dying globally at an alarming rate. HBO Go is the move, and I binge watch the show Girls like it’s nobody’s business. 10/10, would recommend. The characters are all so relatable and real, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Not in the outwardly stupid funny way, but in a way that’s like, yep I’ve been there and I know how painfully awkward this all is and I’m happy I’m not alone.

How do you define what it means to be a Bro? 

A bro to me is someone that’s just cool. You know the type of person I’m talking about..the type of person who brings beer to the party and not only shares but wants to shotgun with you. They’re well-liked by everyone because they’re confident, fun, and can get along with all different types of people. You could drop a bro off somewhere with people they’ve never met and by the end of the night, they’ll be friends with everyone and have the hottest girl in the party going home with them. They’re pretty much the person everyone wants to be. I always find myself attracted to this kind of guy, but girls can also be bros. I’ve been called one of the guys so many times, and at first it’s like, wait are you saying I’m masculine? Is it because my voice is so deep? But really, it’s a compliment. Girl bros are cool because they’re hard to come by. A lot of girls are super stuck up and bitchy, but a girl bro will help the puking girl in the bathroom by holding her hair back and fixing her makeup after without judgement and can drink beers with a room full of dudes and not seem like an outcast.

Biggest Bro in Sports? 

Gonna have to give it to Gronk. This was obvious, though, wasn’t it? Every picture of Rob Gronkowski contains copious amounts of liquor, and if it’s not liquor, it’s pornstars. He’s like the quintessential frat boy…no regard for personal safety, can often be found dancing like an animal, and parties like it’s his job. Best of all is that he gives not one fuck about what people think, and I respect that.  If you’re reading this, hit me up fam.

Biggest Bro in Hollywood? 

This is so hard to answer. I’m torn between Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio, but the biggest bro has to be Leo. He’s always surrounded by supermodels on a yacht somewhere, slammin’ back bottles of champagne that cost more than my tuition, steady rockin’ the dad bod the whole time and literally EVERYONE loves him. (Except for the Academy, but the past is the past.) He’s such a man’s man and arguably the best actor of our time, and let’s face it, if you can lay naked in the body cavity of a dead horse you deserve the title of Biggest Bro in Hollywood.

What’s the best Tinder icebreaker you’ve ever received? 

I’m not on Tinder! I think it’s super creepy and should be shut down by the CDC because it’s basically a breeding ground for herpes. I’m not judging you if you’re on Tinder, I’m just saying maybe you’re a lesser person…kiddddding. No judgement, I’m just not really into online dating. I think it’s creepy and an inaccurate representation of how people are in real life, and maybe I watched too many Dateline specials growing up but I think meeting people online is too dangerous. Also, pickup lines creep me out. Don’t talk to us like we’re objects, guys! Just introduce yourselves. If you wanna throw in there that you think I’m cute, I won’t hate it. Just be real and genuine with me.

What’s the first thing you want a Bro to do when you bring him home to meet Mom? 

Anyone who knows my mother is aware of the fact that she is the epitome of the crazy dog lady. She had oil paintings of them done and they are currently adorning my living room wall, and she even printed out fake service animal cards so she can bring them when she goes shopping. That being said, pet and compliment my pets as soon as you see them. You can pretty much light me on fire from that point and she’d be like, “Wow Zoë, I really like that boy, he’s SO sweet”. Be outgoing, also. I come from a family of big personalities, so if you’re getting into the conversation and being yourself, you’ll fit right in.

Dream date? 

I’ve never been into super lavish dates. Honestly, I feel uncomfortable on dates. My thought process is like, “oh no he’s spending so much money on me and I feel bad so I guess I’ll order this salad because it’s cheap, but salads suck, and now I’m afraid I’m going to have a wad of lettuce stuck in my teeth and nobody wants to kiss lettuce tooth girl”. Don’t even get me started on when the check comes. I’m having heart palpitations just thinking about that dreaded moment. Dates are awkward enough as it is without adding more pressure on either of you. Maybe that’s just my neurotic thought process, though, but realistically, I’d prefer something lowkey as opposed to the typical “dream date”. I really think it’s easier to get to know someone in a relaxed environment, and at the end of the day, that’s what dates are about. I do love food so I’m all about getting takeout and just hanging out, talking, and watching movies. I’m a huge movie buff and I think a person’s movie choice says a lot about them, so I like when the guy picks so I can get a feel for what they’re into. That being said, when I do pick, the choice is always between The Departed, Blow, and Good Will Hunting for reasons that I shouldn’t even have to explain. I feel like I just described a glorified version of Netflix and chill but make of that what you will…also never underestimate the power of the goodnight kiss and follow up text. Girls like knowing you’re thinking about them, and if you’re texting me it alleviates the stress of me wondering whether or not you had fun or if I’m just an awkward mess that’s going to die alone with eleven French Bulldogs.

Follow along tomorrow here…

Actress Bella Thorne has been crushing it this Summer with her series of sexy Snapchat videos. Last night, Thorne continued her social media dominance with this Snap of her bouncing up and down while wearing some skimpy lingerie.

So yeah you should probably be following Bella Thorne on Snapchat: BellaThorneDAB.

A little swim before lunch

A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Oct 17, 2015 at 3:06pm PDT

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Via Instagram / Kim Kardashian

I can’t explain why I’m so fascinated by how much so-called ‘Instagram Celebrities get paid for sponsored posts. Maybe it’s because I’ve met many of these people over the years and saw just how aware these d-list celebs are that they’re building a house of cards that’s sure to topple at any moment, or perhaps I’m just astonished that someone can make over 3x the national income average for one fucking YouTube post that’s only going to get watched by a bunch of tweens who can’t afford to purchase the products anyways.

It seems I am not alone in my interest of how much celebs are getting paid to shill products on social media because the New York Times just published an article detailing how much celebrities are getting paid, on average, for Instagram, YouTube, Snapchat, and Twitter. This comes after the Kardashians found themselves up shit creek for pushing products on social media without disclosing those products as paid advertisements, a very big no-no in the eyes of the Federal Trade Commission (FTC).

Here’s what the NYT found out about celebs getting paid for these social media posts:

Captiv8, a company that connects brands to influencers, says someone with three million to seven million followers can charge, on average, $187,500 for a post on YouTube, $75,000 for a post on Instagram or Snapchat and $30,000 for a post on Twitter. For influencers with 50,000 to 500,000 followers, the average is $2,500 for YouTube, $1,000 for Instagram or Snapchat and $400 for Twitter.

Shaun McBride, a 29-year-old who is known as Shonduras on social media, has worked with companies like Google and Red Bull on campaigns on Snapchat, where he said he had about 700,000 followers. His posts feature him doing activities like skateboarding and launching homemade rockets, as well as photos of his infant daughter and cereal.
For top Snapchat users, brands will start rates “at around $10,000” for a story, he said, referring to a collection of images and videos that disappear after 24 hours. He said he did at least five of those a month.

Here’s an example of these ads that blogs like Gizmodo are using to show how this all works, and while we don’t have a clue how much Kim Kardashian‘s getting paid for this I think it’s safe to assume she’s getting paid a FUCK TON more than the $75,000 AVERAGE given that she’s got over 81 million followers on Instagram:

Can you imagine getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to post a video about hair vitamins? A video that only took probably 30 minutes to produce? Mind = BLOWN. I still remember mowing lawns in my neighborhood for $5 when I was growing up and thinking I was hood rich when I’d make like $40 in a weekend….

…To see the full write-up on how much celebs are getting paid for sponsored Instagram posts you can click on over to the New York Times…

Via Instagram

It’s probably super fun to be friends with Kaley Cuoco. She seems to be down to Earth and up for a good time. She’s famous. She’s rich so she can probably afford to pay for all the rounds when you go out for a drink. Oh, and then there’s the whole part where she agrees to take a pic with you on your Snapchat. And she yanks out her titty.

The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco showed she’s the breast friend with this sexy pic. She posed nude for her friend and stylist Brad Goreski’s Snapchat. Meanwhile, her stylist chose that Snapchat grandpa filter for the risque photo, because nothing makes a naked woman feel more comfortable than a creepy old man.

My friends suck. No titty pics or round of drinks.

Hilary Duff, Snapchat

I’ll keep this short and sweet: Hilary Duff is doing some extra strategic bikini pics on Snapchat right now. So maybe you’d be interested in such a thing? Probably! You read this website, after all.

Here’s Hilary Duff‘s Snapchat username: Ohheyhilary

Previous moments in Hilary Duff’s cleavage that might be of interest…

Hilary Duff, Snapchat

Hilary Duff, Snapchat

Hilary Duff, Snapchat

Azam College

We all deal with heartbreak in our own ways. Some Facebook stalk their ex and photoshop their faces over the pictures of her with her new boyfriend, print it out, frame it, and sleep with it under their pillows. Hey Paige, Chad looks like a first-class fuckboy. Have fun with that micropenis. If you’re reading this, I have a Tinder date tonight with a girl who said I look like Ben Affleck’s slow cousin. Heard of Ben Affleck? Ya, pretty successful dude. Am I boning my babysitter too? Yes, no. I’ll let you think on that for a few years.

ANYHOO!

This dude named Azam decided that the best plan of action to deal with losing a lover was to document his struggles in the form of puns and post them to Snapchat. Is he really dealing with heartache or is he just fishing for likes? Well he better really be depressed because I didn’t open up about my personal healing process for a gimmick. Either way, these snaps are tremendous.

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Azam College

Hopefully this newfound publicity will get Azam some rebound tail. Don’t say I’ve never done nothing for ya, pal.

P.S. Eat a dick, Chad.

[h/t LADbible]