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As we learned in after hours trading last night Mark Zuckerberg is basically a God, and Facebook is so fucking profitable it makes me want to do suicide wind sprints up and down the floor of the New York Stock Exchange until someone takes pity on me and tosses me a few FB shares.

We reported here this morning that Facebook beat their highest earnings estimates by 10%. This sent after hours trading into a frenzy and Facebook shares surged by more than 9% after Zuckerberg announced that they’d beaten projections and recorded Q1 earnings of $5.38 BILLION (~$.77/share).

You didn’t click to read about Facebook‘s earnings and shares though, you clicked to learn just how goddamn much time we all spend each day using the Facebook suite of apps. I just wanted to set the stage for you a little bit, because a large part of why Facebook absolutely blew past projected earnings is because Facebook users are using the apps more than ever.

BusinessInsider.com reports:

Globally, people spend more than 50 minutes a day across Facebook’s suite of apps (not including WhatsApp), the company announced during its blockbuster Q1 earnings.
The last time Facebook updated us on time-spent stats was July 2014, when it said that people in the US spent over 40 minutes on the main social network every day.
In July 2015, analysts at Needham estimated that global users spent an average of 20+ minutes just on Facebook every day.
This new stat is global and across Instagram, Messenger, and Facebook.
Facebook also said that its number of ad impressions increased 50% this quarter, and that its average price per ad increased 5%.

Here’s your (average) time spent using Facebook, according to this recent announcement:

— 50 minutes per day
— 350 minutes per week (5.83 hours)
— 1,400 minutes per month/every four weeks (23.33 hours per month, or almost a FULL DAY each month spent using Facebook)
— 16,800 minutes per year, or 280 hours per year, or 11.66 FULL DAYS each year that you spend using the group of Facebook apps.

To put that into a little more perspective, Snapchat recently reported that globally users are spending between 25 to 30 minutes each day using the app, and the last time I checked Snapchat is a company that’s valued at around $19 BILLION. Meaning that Facebook users are (on average) spending around 2x more time per day using Facebook than people are using Snapchat.

What does this data mean for you? Well, at this point we’re basically all tethered to Mark Zuckerberg and there’s not a goddamn thing we can do about it.

(h/t BusinessInsider.com)

The people are still buzzin’ like bumble bees on speed over the first episode of Game of Thrones Season 6. How old is ‘The Red Woman’ Melisandre? Is she gonna breathe the hot fire flames of life back into dead-ass Jon Snow? Is little Arya Stark the next Daredevil? While most fans revel in the high production quality, beautiful filming locations, special effects, make-up, and costumes, some would agree that the show could use more of a personal, intimate touch. Like, what if this larger-than-life, huge scale program was shot using Snapchat? Wonder no further, my lords and lepers, because the noble men and women at SomeEcards put together this video showing what the Emmy-winning epic would look like through the snapchat lens…

Sansa Stark’s snapchat would be frowny face 24/7, just one long cry for help. The Mountain’s snapchat would be a constant stream of him working out and eating large animals. That snap of him (SPOILER ALERT) crushing Oberyn’s skull would’ve broken records for most screenshots.

Joffrey’s Snapchat would be like the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills – just gloating and flaunting and rubbing his wealth and power in everyone’s grill piece non-stop. Cersei’s snapchat would make the Real Wives of Orange County look like The View.

Not sure how Daenerys Targaryen’s snapchat would turn out. If it focused on her sexual conquests and her dragons doing dragon things and maybe a couple panoramic snaps of incredibly large crowds cheering from high atop a balcony, then it could be 100. If it’s just direct-to-camera speeches about freeing people, meh.

Little man Tyrion’s snapchat would be pretty tight. Wine and whores and steady side-eye stares and mean mugs. It would definitely give you a new perspective and appreciation of his quest.

WOW Air

If you’re thinking about changing careers, on the hunt for a new job, or looking for a Summer job between semesters than I’m like 99.99% certain that I’ve found your new ‘dream job’. WOW Air is a budget airline from Iceland that flies to 28 global destinations, and they’re looking to hire 4 people (age 18 or older) to fly around the world this Summer and use Snapchat.

That’s it, they want fun millennials who are good at Snapchat and they want to pay them to jet set the globe and make their airline look fun as fuck. After reading over the job description below I’m just scratching my head in bewilderment, wondering where in the shit Summer jobs like this were back when I was in college. I was paying out the ass to travel on my own and now major corporations are paying out the ass to send people traveling.

WOW Air has set up a landing page/website for their SnapTraveler campaign where anyone and everyone (over the age of 18) is welcome to apply. Here’s what the acutal job description looks like over there:

Each SnapTraveler will go on 4 trips, lasting 3-8 days each. Flights, hotels, activities and a travel allowance all paid for by WOW air. So you travel for FREE! Also, you will gain massive social media exposure and some priceless memories.

HOW TO APPLY
Create a Snapchat story in English, keep it under 2 minutes, save it to your phone and upload through our application page. Just snap, save and upload, it’s that simple! Your Snapchat story is your application.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR
Someone creative, ambitious and fun with a passion for travel, good Snapchat storytelling abilities and of course, the WOW factor.

As noted over on Travel + Leisure, the deadline to apply to be one of the four SnapTravelers is May 8th, so if you’re serious about getting paid this Summer to travel the globe and blast out your story on SnapChat you need to get that application together quickly.

Here’s a link to the WOW Air SnapTraveler APPLICATION PAGE if you’re actually interested in getting paid to travel this Summer.

(h/t BusinessInsider via Travel + Leisure)

Ezekiel Elliot is the latest athlete to get caught slipping by a groupie.

Last night, this girl posted a snapchat pic of the Cowboys new running back passed out on her bed post-smash.
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Zeke just got drafted and he’s already making rookie mistakes like falling asleep in front of a groupie. C’mon man.

It seems like every week an NFL player gets caught slipping by a groupie who wants to brag about hooking up with a professional athlete.

Today, NFL veteran Kyle Long took to Twitter to dole out some wisdom to the young rooks coming into the league after a snapchat pic of Ezekiel Elliot taken by groupie went viral yesterday.

The NFL should probably be teaching this stuff in the rookie symposium if they’re not already.

Ahhh, just a touching story of love at first Snap!

The saga of “Vikings fan” and “mystery girl” took the University of Wisconsin-Madison campus by storm over the weekend, as the two fated lovers first discovered each other via Snapchat, only to have tons of fellow Badger students encourage them to meet. Eventually, a location-based story tag “HELP VIKINGS FAN FIND MYSTERY GIRL” was created to chronicle the whole endeavor.

It all started when mystery girl posted on the university’s Snapchat story about spotting a Bro wearing a Vikings jersey on campus, and stated she was “so in love” with him.

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Vikings Bro replied shortly thereafter (play on, playa) and IT. WAS. ON.

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Spoiler alert: they eventually did meet at a local watering hole, and people across campus lost their fucking minds when it went down.

Man, love in the 21st century is…interesting.

Best of luck to the new (presumed) couple.

[h/t Tech Insider]

Last year we told you about about Zoë Pugh, a Penn State babe who was blowing up on Instagram. Zoe keeps it mad real, as does her photographer John Kaminski, so we invited her to take over BroBible’s Snapchat tomorrow all day long.

Follow along tomorrow on @brobible Snapchat…

Zoe’s Snapchat is Zoemp15. In the meantime, we thought you guys should get to know her a little better. So we had her fill out some questions…..

Name: 

Zoë Pugh

Age/Year In School: 

20, Junior

How would you describe Penn State in one word?

Lit

What’s your average night out like in State College?

First, we get ready. Can’t go out in State College where you’re surrounded by dimes looking like a loose 4 so there’s plenty of contouring that goes down. Luckily, all my best friends are in a sorority so I go to their socials from there, which then leads to the party afterwards at whatever frat they’re scheduled with. Frat parties are essentially a big fuzzy blur of flashing lights and dancing on elevated surfaces, two things I’ll sorely miss when I’m washed up next year and am forced into the bar scene against my will. After the party, assuming there’s no late night, I stumble home with my friends where we usually end up eating pizza on the floor. The conversation from there is like, “wait how the hell did we get to SAE? Has anyone seen Lily?” But if there IS late night, we’re probably at Dchi sweaty and with some unidentified liquor stains on our crop tops dancing to “Shipping Up to Boston”.

The thing to eat at Penn State is:

I’m obsessed with this place Irving’s. It’s a little place with breakfast and lunch foods and the BESSSSST smoothies ever. They’re unreal. I usually get a southwestern breakfast wrap and a Laguna Peach smoothie to cure my hangover. I’m also partial to Wings Over, because wings are bomb and I’m a man. Sometimes when I’m in the middle of eating their wings I stop and think to myself, “I can’t believe anyone on this planet has ever been attracted to such a feral human, consider napkins and maybe an etiquette class”.

What movie best describes what you want your career to be like after college?

The Wolf of Wall Street, except I’d be Margot Robbie who plays Leonardo DiCaprio’s second wife, Naomi. She was a model, and that parlayed into other business ventures like the design of her own lingerie line.  That’s definitely a dream of mine. I’d like to have the freedom to explore new and exciting opportunities, and modeling definitely opens doors to that while still allowing you to have a personal life, which is important to me because my ultimate goal is to be a mother. Lingerie design would be especially rewarding because you’re creating something that makes women feel beautiful and confident, and that’s absolutely something I’d want my name on.

Dream job?

I’m currently a psychology major at Penn State, and my dream is to become a sex therapist. I used to be a Physician Assistant major where I was pursuing a career as a gynecology PA, but we all know God laughs when you make a plan and I had to switch majors. Looking into myself, I realized I still wanted the same thing- to help women and to do something good for people. I’ve always been interested in both psychology and sexual health, watching TED talks about sexual attraction and love in my spare time and frequenting the pages of Cosmopolitan for as long as I can remember. When I had to come up with a plan of action after switching majors, it seemed like what I really should have been doing from the beginning. And of course, the nature of the job is just fun. Who doesn’t like talking about sex? We all talk about it, and we all talk about it frequently. It’s fun, and it’s nice that I get to incorporate that with doing something meaningful, like helping someone through problems in their marriage.

Favorite thing to binge watch on Netflix on a rainy day?

See, Netflix is pretty much the worst. You spend the whole time looking for a show, only to realize it all sucks and life sucks and bees are dying globally at an alarming rate. HBO Go is the move, and I binge watch the show Girls like it’s nobody’s business. 10/10, would recommend. The characters are all so relatable and real, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Not in the outwardly stupid funny way, but in a way that’s like, yep I’ve been there and I know how painfully awkward this all is and I’m happy I’m not alone.

How do you define what it means to be a Bro? 

A bro to me is someone that’s just cool. You know the type of person I’m talking about..the type of person who brings beer to the party and not only shares but wants to shotgun with you. They’re well-liked by everyone because they’re confident, fun, and can get along with all different types of people. You could drop a bro off somewhere with people they’ve never met and by the end of the night, they’ll be friends with everyone and have the hottest girl in the party going home with them. They’re pretty much the person everyone wants to be. I always find myself attracted to this kind of guy, but girls can also be bros. I’ve been called one of the guys so many times, and at first it’s like, wait are you saying I’m masculine? Is it because my voice is so deep? But really, it’s a compliment. Girl bros are cool because they’re hard to come by. A lot of girls are super stuck up and bitchy, but a girl bro will help the puking girl in the bathroom by holding her hair back and fixing her makeup after without judgement and can drink beers with a room full of dudes and not seem like an outcast.

Biggest Bro in Sports? 

Gonna have to give it to Gronk. This was obvious, though, wasn’t it? Every picture of Rob Gronkowski contains copious amounts of liquor, and if it’s not liquor, it’s pornstars. He’s like the quintessential frat boy…no regard for personal safety, can often be found dancing like an animal, and parties like it’s his job. Best of all is that he gives not one fuck about what people think, and I respect that.  If you’re reading this, hit me up fam.

Biggest Bro in Hollywood? 

This is so hard to answer. I’m torn between Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio, but the biggest bro has to be Leo. He’s always surrounded by supermodels on a yacht somewhere, slammin’ back bottles of champagne that cost more than my tuition, steady rockin’ the dad bod the whole time and literally EVERYONE loves him. (Except for the Academy, but the past is the past.) He’s such a man’s man and arguably the best actor of our time, and let’s face it, if you can lay naked in the body cavity of a dead horse you deserve the title of Biggest Bro in Hollywood.

What’s the best Tinder icebreaker you’ve ever received? 

I’m not on Tinder! I think it’s super creepy and should be shut down by the CDC because it’s basically a breeding ground for herpes. I’m not judging you if you’re on Tinder, I’m just saying maybe you’re a lesser person…kiddddding. No judgement, I’m just not really into online dating. I think it’s creepy and an inaccurate representation of how people are in real life, and maybe I watched too many Dateline specials growing up but I think meeting people online is too dangerous. Also, pickup lines creep me out. Don’t talk to us like we’re objects, guys! Just introduce yourselves. If you wanna throw in there that you think I’m cute, I won’t hate it. Just be real and genuine with me.

What’s the first thing you want a Bro to do when you bring him home to meet Mom? 

Anyone who knows my mother is aware of the fact that she is the epitome of the crazy dog lady. She had oil paintings of them done and they are currently adorning my living room wall, and she even printed out fake service animal cards so she can bring them when she goes shopping. That being said, pet and compliment my pets as soon as you see them. You can pretty much light me on fire from that point and she’d be like, “Wow Zoë, I really like that boy, he’s SO sweet”. Be outgoing, also. I come from a family of big personalities, so if you’re getting into the conversation and being yourself, you’ll fit right in.

Dream date? 

I’ve never been into super lavish dates. Honestly, I feel uncomfortable on dates. My thought process is like, “oh no he’s spending so much money on me and I feel bad so I guess I’ll order this salad because it’s cheap, but salads suck, and now I’m afraid I’m going to have a wad of lettuce stuck in my teeth and nobody wants to kiss lettuce tooth girl”. Don’t even get me started on when the check comes. I’m having heart palpitations just thinking about that dreaded moment. Dates are awkward enough as it is without adding more pressure on either of you. Maybe that’s just my neurotic thought process, though, but realistically, I’d prefer something lowkey as opposed to the typical “dream date”. I really think it’s easier to get to know someone in a relaxed environment, and at the end of the day, that’s what dates are about. I do love food so I’m all about getting takeout and just hanging out, talking, and watching movies. I’m a huge movie buff and I think a person’s movie choice says a lot about them, so I like when the guy picks so I can get a feel for what they’re into. That being said, when I do pick, the choice is always between The Departed, Blow, and Good Will Hunting for reasons that I shouldn’t even have to explain. I feel like I just described a glorified version of Netflix and chill but make of that what you will…also never underestimate the power of the goodnight kiss and follow up text. Girls like knowing you’re thinking about them, and if you’re texting me it alleviates the stress of me wondering whether or not you had fun or if I’m just an awkward mess that’s going to die alone with eleven French Bulldogs.

Follow along tomorrow here…

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Evan Spiegel — billionaire CEO of Snapchat and a former frat bro who once pitched BroBible — is a pretty lucky dude. He’s running the most powerful social media platform in the world that’s not in Mark Zuckerberg’s circus tent AND he gets to suck face with Aussie goddess Miranda Kerr, one of the hottest women in the world. The two are apparently moving in together, recently buying a $12 million house in Brentwood, CA, according to TMZ.

It has all the things you’d expect for an expensive L.A. home: A pool, a gym, a guest house, and a sweeping view of the downtown L.A. skyline. It was designed by iconic Californian architect Gerard Colcord and the former resident is one of the biggest badasses in movie history, Mr. Harrison Ford himself.

Here are some pics of the property via Business Insider:

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One of the beauties of blogging is that when you readers call me out for spelin lik a toadal dickhead or mixing up some names I can just make the correction on the back end of the site, update, and make a notation at the bottom of the article saying that the correction was made. Being the most widely read and best known newspaper in the world, the New York Times has to abide by much stricter standards than I do, and when they fuck up they have to issue an entire webpage of retractions and corrections. My buddy Parker (who used to work at another NY newspaper) sent me today’s corrections from the NYT earlier because he knew I’d laugh my dick off at the second one on the list:

Because of an editing error, an article on Monday about a theological battle being fought by Muslim imams and scholars in the West against the Islamic State misstated the Snapchat handle used by Suhaib Webb, one of the Muslim leaders speaking out. It is imamsuhaibwebb, not Pimpin4Paradise786.

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I’m sorry but I’ll never not laugh at something as stupid as that. The most well-respected newspaper across the globe somehow managed to name some Muslim leader’s Snapchat as ‘Pimpin4Paradise786’, something so fucking from his actual Snapchat I’m scratching my head and wondering how they came up with that name in the first place.

So I looked up the Pimpin4Paradise786 Snapchat handle in hope of finding something incredible. Sadly, all I discovered is that the Snapchat handle doesn’t even exist. However, the good news is if any of you bros are looking to squat on the Snapchat handle Pimpin4Paradise786 it’s still available. Now while I’ve got you, ALL OF YOU BROS should be following BroBible on Snapchat, and if want to follow me personally on Snapchat you can do so by CLICKING HERE (cpa03c), but you should only follow me if you want to see a feed of grilling, fishing, dogs, and golf (because that’s all I ever snap).

Jeremy Abdo doodled a lot as a kid, but as he got older, the drawing supplies got packed away with the action figures.  When Abdo stumbled across the drawing tool in Snapchat, it rekindled his passion for sketching and drawing.

“In the beginning,” Abdo admits, “my drawings were really basic, but over time they’ve become more complex, incorporating video and emoji art. I’ve always been involved in the arts, especially studying film the last few years at UT Austin.”

Abdo cultivated a meager online following consisting of friends and UT Austin classmates. Eventually, his snaps brought requests he never expected — people offered money in exchange for personalized snaps.

The first few requests he received were beyond simple to execute. One classmate sent Abdo a picture of his pet turtle and asked him to draw it with the Super Mario Bros. Another guy sent a photo of his wrecked car. He didn’t know how to tell his parents he crashed it, so he asked Abdo to draw the Incredible Hulk smashing the vehicle to use as an excuse. A group of friends throwing a keg party hired the amateur artist to create party invites.

“The weirdest request I’ve drawn,” recalls the 23-year-old film major, “was when some guy actually paid me to turn a photo of his poop into Mr. Hanky from South Park.”

At a mere $5 a pop, customers got their customized photos, and Abdo was able to save up some cash. In the span of a couple months, Abdo knocked out close to 200 drawings and pocketed over $1000. Each completed job was uploaded to his Instagram, to build an online resume for future art commissions.

Abdo’s following ballooned with the rapid growth of Snapchat and the young entrepreneur was averaging about 20,000 views per story on his personal account.

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Much like Abdo’s business, Snapchat was also still in its infancy stages. Throughout 2015, Snapchat was consistently among the top 13 downloaded apps and often in the top 3 for photo and video apps. Fast forward to present day and Snapchat boasts an estimated 200 million monthly active users sending over 700 million photos and videos each day. Those snaps were viewed, on average, about 500 million times per day.

Millennials account for more than 7 out of 10 Snapchat users. With companies spending 500% more in an attempt to reach those young eyeballs, Abdo quickly became an “influencer” on the app, even if all he was doing was drawing immature photos of other people’s excrement.

Abdo now makes anywhere from $100 to $5,000 for each story. He’s worked with brands such as Dairy Queen and Krispy Kreme and his Snapchat work has even lead to a paragliding adventure in Maui.

With the money he’s earned off the mobile messaging application, Abdo plans on expanding his business model. He has used some of the money to travel to tech events like SXSW, as well as to California for Snapchat meet-ups.

“I’ve also invested in gadgets for my phone to make storytelling on the platform more interesting,” Abdo points out, “and I’ve been thinking about buying a tablet too. Just to make drawing a little quicker and easier.”

The graduating senior still wants to pursue a career in film, but right now he’s content with his side career.

“I never thought I’d be able to turn it in to a job. Being able to express myself creatively through film, art, and music is really important to me. It’s also gotten me back in to drawing, and I enjoy thinking of creative new videos or drawings to post on my story. ”

While it’s definitely an unusual way to make extra money, Abdo concedes at least it’s not “another stupid app idea.”

Abdo jokes that “while most people waste their time scrolling through endless Facebook feeds during boring lectures, I waste time drawing crappy versions of Spongebob on Snapchat.”

Chris Illuminati is a senior editor with BroBible. If you’ve got a story that deserves to be told, reach out to him here.

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According to Daily Mail, a 15-year-old girl at South Fort Myers High School in Fort Myers, Florida, was allegedly caught on Snapchat having sex with “multiple boys” in a girls’ bathroom on school property.

Police reports state that “one girl was inside the bathroom and 25 boys were seen going in and out of the bathroom,” according to NBC-2 News, and while the girl remains unnamed due to her age she reportedly told the school’s principal that she “had sex with a number of boys.”

‘A bunch of football players went into a room with a girl and had sex with her, and a bunch of the football players were suspended,’ said Alex Bailey, a student.

…Lisa Purnell said: ‘I’ve just heard that they were all filming it and I just think it’s really wrong. That shouldn’t have happened. They locked themselves into the bathroom.’

Kevin Ware, a parent, urged that a ‘thorough investigation’ needed to be carried out.

He said: ‘We need to know what was going on during school. Why were the kids out – were they supposed to be in class?

‘Where were the teachers? Just a thorough investigation needs to be done. It’s terrible. I feel for the little girl, I feel for her parents. It’s just sad.’(via)

A spokesperson for the school district has come out to say that student(s) “were disciplined in line with the student code of conduct, after ‘inappropriate activity’ occurred in a girls’ bathroom on campus on Tuesday.”

Police have so far confiscated student cell phones, however their investigation is still ongoing.

[H/T Daily Mail]

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I don’t know about you bros, but for me it’s hard to mentally grasp how much some of these Silicon Valley companies are worth until I put it into terms I can understand, like the Gross Domestic Product of an entire country. This isn’t always the case, because the GDP of the United States is nearly 18 trillion dollars, a number so large I can’t wrap my feeble mind around it. But other countries with GDPs in the billions I can grasp, which is why the latest valuation of Snapchat has me wondering just how in the fuck Snapchat can be worth more than the annual GDP of countries I visit for vacation. First up, let’s take a look at the latest valuation of Snapchat and then we can look at all the countries with a GDP less than Snapchat’s valuation.

Btw, you should be following BroBible on Snapchat if you’re not already because we can get away things on there that we can’t put here on the site.

via BusinessInsider.com:

Sources have told TechCrunch that Snapchat is expanding its Fidelity-led $175 million Series F round into a Series FP round, and it reportedly comes with a valuation around $20 billion.
VC data provider VCexperts have pegged Snapchat’s share price at $30.72 per share, and that the new round could propel Snapchat to a valuation “as high as $22.7 billion,” according to TechCrunch.

With the new valuation coming Snapchat could somehow be worth an astounding $22.7 BILLION. Estonia has a GDP of $22.704 billion, and they rank as the #103 country in the world in terms of GDP.

Here are all the countries with GDPs less than Snapchat’s impending valuation of $22.7 billion (these numbers are in millions, so 21,889 = $21.889 billion)…The number on the left is the country’s worldwide GDP rank and the number to the right of the country’s name is the GDP (in millions):

104 Zambia 21,889
105 Nepal 21,356
106 Honduras 20,295
107 Cyprus 19,330
108 Afghanistan 19,204
109 Cambodia 18,155
110 Iceland 16,718
111 Papua New Guinea 16,090
112 Bosnia and Herzegovina 15,794
113 Mozambique 14,965
114 Gabon 14,350
115 Zimbabwe 14,269
116 Georgia 14,007
117 Jamaica 13,924
118 Senegal 13,665
119 Mali 13,066
120 Botswana 12,860
121 Namibia 12,832
122 Laos 12,503
123 Nicaragua 12,222
124 Brunei 11,786
125 Mongolia 11,735
126 Mauritius 11,608
127 Albania 11,543
128 Burkina Faso 11,009
129 Chad 10,894
130 Armenia 10,571
131 Macedonia 9,922
132 Malta 9,801
133 Madagascar 9,737
134 Equatorial Guinea 9,403
135 Republic of Congo 8,878
136 Bahamas 8,705
137 Haiti 8,618
138 Benin 8,471
139 Rwanda 8,267
140 Tajikistan 7,816
141 Niger 7,151
142 Guinea 6,696
143 Kyrgyzstan 6,650
144 Malawi 6,416
145 Moldova 6,414
146 Kosovo 6,355
147 Suriname 5,192
148 Fiji 4,782
149 Mauritania 4,752
150 Eritrea 4,666
151 Barbados 4,412
152 Sierra Leone 4,167
153 Togo 4,165
154 Montenegro 4,039
155 Swaziland 4,028
156 Guyana 3,164
157 Maldives 3,130
158 Burundi 2,881
159 South Sudan 2,627
160 Timor-Leste 2,620
161 Bhutan 2,214
162 Liberia 2,035
163 Lesotho 2,032
164 Belize 1,763
165 Djibouti 1,727
166 Central African Republic 1,605
167 Cabo Verde 1,595
168 San Marino 1,566
169 St. Lucia 1,416
170 Seychelles 1,375
171 Antigua and Barbuda 1,287
172 Solomon Islands 1,147
173 Guinea-Bissau 1,057
174 Grenada 954
175 St. Kitts and Nevis 896
176 The Gambia 893
177 Samoa 838
178 Vanuatu 765
179 St. Vincent and the Grenadines 757
180 Comoros 589
181 Dominica 497
182 Tonga 414
183 São Tomé and Príncipe 318
184 Micronesia 318
185 Palau 287
186 Marshall Islands 183
187 Kiribati 162
188 Tuvalu 33

I went ahead and highlights many of the places that I know you bros vacation just to put this in perspective. A country like Nicaragua’s GDP is less than Snapchat’s valuation, that’s the world that we’re living in these days.

CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW BROBIBLE ON SNAPCHAT

(h/t BusinessInsider)

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It’s the unofficial first weekend of summer, one of the most Bro-tastic weekends of the year. We have an exciting weekend on tap over on the BroBible Snapchat, which you should already be following.

On Saturday we’ll be at the NCAA Men’s Lacrosse Final Four at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia. Special BroBible correspondent Katie Krzaczek will in South Philly showcasing all the tailgating and lacrosse dangle action between Maryland, Brown, UNC, and Loyola Maryland. She’ll be live-Snapping from Monday’s championship game too.

On Sunday a special guest will be taking over our Snapchat from the Indy 500. Stay tuned for that.

If you’re not already following BroBible on Snapchat, the hell you waiting for? LETTTTTSSS GOOO!!!

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If you’ve got good Snapchat game, you can probably get laid. This goes for girls the same as it does for guys, although for girls it’s usually easier – just throw on a push-up bra and stand in some good lighting and you’re set. Guys, on the other hand, have to be witty and clever and funny and charming and somehow pull ALL OF THAT OFF in one single 10-second video or photo. I’ll admit that dudes have it worse, but that doesn’t mean chicks don’t have the same skills even if it’s not necessary.

Case in point? Imgur user FantasticToast’s girlfriend, who managed to come up with a series of legitimately funny snaps involving computer puns. If you don’t know what RAM or a GPU is, these probably aren’t for you…but if you can tell the difference between a computer and a monitor, we may have just found your new dream girl:

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Not gonna lie, this chick can reboot my hard drive any time…and I’m straight.
Don’t underestimate the power of puns.

[H/T Metro]

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Earlier this month I talked my dad into giving me his old grill so he could buy a new one. Despite being a woman with ovaries and a uterus that likes to spit out blood every now and then, I’m a bit of a grill master. Throw me chicken, steak, burgers and kabobs, leave me alone for 30 minutes and you’ll have a goddamn feast on your hands.

…but that’s because the grill uses propane, not charcoal.

I’ve never used charcoal.

And if I ever did, it would probably come out worse than what happened to Imgur user pwndasan’s friend’s attempt, which was wonderfully documented on Snapchat for everyone to see. Then again, I am a bit of a pyromaniac, so maybe I’d fare at least slightly better than her:

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Dwyane Wade ain’t got shit to do for the next few months besides spend his millions and sex his smoking hot wife, Gabrielle Union. Maybe ride on a banana boat with LeBron, Chris Paul and his wife. That was weird. With the first preseason game four months from today, the three-time NBA champion is likely taking this time to decompress from the physical and mental demands of a 90 game season, and there’s no better way to let some steam off than to slap some skins.

Check out the presumably naked couple Snapchatting from their hotel room bed after attending a fashion show in NYC earlier that evening. Note how progressively sweaty Gabrielle gets. Looks like she just went 8 rounds with Tyson.

You dirty dawg, D-Wade. It’s good to see that married couples have sex. My parents haven’t had sex since Clinton was President. Or so I tell myself. I love my mother, but she doesn’t look like this…

[h/t Busted Coverage]

Back in October, our very own Paul Sacca introduced us to the very sexy Antje Utjgaard and dubbed her the next Kate Upton.

Since then miss Utgaard has dominated the social media game and is now a must-follow on Snapchat with insanely sexy videos of her amazing cleavage bouncing up and down in slow motion.

Seriously, you should be following “antje20” on Snapchat if you’re not already.

Considering how many people were pissed that last night’s Game of Thrones completely screwed the pooch when it came to going in fun directions with the plot (Arya’s storyline had so much potential but ended in a big wet fart), it’s good to know that at least one person still has fun watching it: Gucci Mane. Semi-fresh out of prison, Gucci documented his viewing experience on Snapchat (username: Guwopsnap) for all to see, informing his girlfriend “Babe, I fuckin’ love this show” and that Tyrion is a funny “little mothafuckin’ midget.”

Technically, none of those statements are incorrect so I don’t have anything to knock him for…except maybe for the fact that he filmed 1/3rd of the below video in portrait mode. It’s 2016 people – when will we learn that taking video with your phone standing up look like total crap when you go back and watch it later? And while that was a rhetorical question, my equally rhetorical answer is “Right around the time Daenerys finally gets her ass over to Westeros, i.e. never.”

[H/T Uproxx]

Dustin Johnson is already having the best Father’s Day ever after winning the U.S. Open, his first major.  After winning at Oakmont, Fox did a verrrrrryyyy long shot of Paulina Gretzky in a tight white dress. Based on Gretzky’s first Snap on Snapchat since DJ won the U.S. Open, his Father’s Day is about to get A LOT better.

Reminder, you can follow Paulina Gretzky on Snapchat here: username: paulina_jean. And while you’re at it — Are you following BroBible on Snapchat yet? 

‘Atta boy, DJ.

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Lucky dude:

It’s been almost two months since we last heard from Dan Bilzerian, the Internet’s favorite hedonistic playboy. The last we checked up on him he was kicking Hillary Clinton off his private plane and trolling followers about his tiny legs. Since then, he’s played poker with Kevin Hart (and called him out for how terrible he is at the game) and, as of yesterday, rejoined millennial’s favorite dick pic app, Snapchat.

Here’s the history, as our sources tell us: A year or two ago Bilzerian signed up for Snapchat. Except he included a bunch of nudity in his public Snap stories, causing the company to ban him from the app. After putting him on probation in Snapchat purgatory, they finally let him rejoin the app a few years later.

So what’s Dan up to now that he’s back? The usual — putting babes in cycling outfits and accidentally taking handguns on planes. Follow him at @DanBilzerian111

Tap here to follow BroBible on Snapchat too while you’re at it…

WATCH: Turnt girl who will never be lucky enough to party with Dan Bilzerian falls off a table.